May242013

involvingmeinvolvingyou:

If you wanna be my lover

You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car 

(Source: venomoth-balls, via justchasingchances)

9AM

cosmicquake:

rampaigehalseyface:

seababe:

You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing

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i have never read anything more true in my entire life

(Source: glial, via loudandawkward)

9AM

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9AM
noseasboba: I never get tired of this photo. Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life: “I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.”

noseasboba:

I never get tired of this photo.

Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life:

“I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.”

(via loudandawkward)
9AM

zedmaliks:

jizzyhaz:

harryedward:

if u have ugly tattoos go put on a shirt

hashtag harry styles 

Harry’s tattoos aren’t ugly and if you have a problem with them, GTFO. You’re not wanted here.

shut up they are ugly

(via loudandawkward)

9AM

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(Source: burqalicious, via appreciate-whatyouhave)

9AM
acquaintedwithrask: this comic defines me

acquaintedwithrask:

this comic defines me

(Source: dont-tell-anybody-anything, via justchasingchances)
9AM

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

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(Source: mylifewithanorexia)
8AM

hannibalthecanibal:

and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw

(via reneeduhhh)

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